Silliness

Lemon, orange, apple pear,
There’s a message written here
Hidden in these words of mine
A secret deviously fine,

The answer to all mystery,
(even some from history)
In these few little rhyming clues
you will find it, if you choose.

I can’t tell you where it is
It won’t be a multi choice quiz.
there’s no trick, no hidden code
no way to learn by bribe or goad.

Ah but I can hear you pondering,
how can I know you are wondering
the truth is I don’t - there’s the hint
For all it’s worth, I know I’m skint.